"That's national secrets, you know buddy? We have stuff to hide, you don't, it's our job to hide things. What you're doing is damaging National Security, because our secrets are tied to National Security. Buddy, how many do we have to throw in the Gula- Prisons for you to stop doing this, buddy, you're damaging National Security, stop exposing our secrets, our secrets are special. You're damaging National security by doing this, we will hunt you down and pin you in the middle of the forest or put you in decades in Jail for damaging National Security (continues for hours just to justify why their secrets are super special and yours are not and you having nothing to hide, but they do.)"

Should I turn this into a copypasta in the future?