"That's national secrets, you know buddy? We have stuff to hide, you don't, it's our job to hide things. What you're doing is damaging National Security, because our secrets are tied to National Security. Buddy, how many do we have to throw in the Gula- Prisons for you to stop doing this, buddy, you're damaging National Security, stop exposing our secrets, our secrets are special. You're damaging National security by doing this, we will hunt you down and pin you in the middle of the forest or put you in decades in Jail for damaging National Security (continues for hours just to justify why their secrets are super special and yours are not and you having nothing to hide, but they do.)"
Should I turn this into a copypasta in the future?
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GREAT JOB ATLANTA, YOU DID IT! YOU USED DOLLARS STOLEN AT GUNPOINT THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO "CONTRIBUTE TO THE COMMUNITY" FOR A PRIDE SIDEWALK! YOU'RE AMAZING, GREAT JOB, ASTOUNDING, ASTONISHING!
So they want to investigate ~30 K individuals (who probably just viewed the videos because of curiosity) for a money laundering bitcoin thing, because reasons
[...] in that case, we shall consider those who have violated their own laws, the ones with the monopoly of the legal system, to be the lowest form of moral criminal, and shall be treated as such. If they resist, open rebellion is a worthy and appropriate option.
Technological advancement, therefore ban modern guns but not old ones? Even Flat Earthers are better than this.